I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook

$7.50

Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our 'I'd Hit That' greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop Whether it's their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It's a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter! Patent Pending. Design Details: 'I'd Hit That' greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy. Front Message: I'd Hit That Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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