Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card

$5.00

Bongs & Schlongs? Who's bringing what? Date & Time? Decide that by writing your own message on the inside.. Get this Naughty Kard, for any occasion when you wanna get high and... Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" Card - Envelope - Plastic Packaging

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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