I Really Shouldn't Have Gift Bag - Pack of 3

$9.38

Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our I Really Shouldnt Have snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. Its the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only. Size - 11" H x 8"L x 4"W.

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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