Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card - Pack Of 6

$30.00

Eat my box and handle it with care. If you don't understand you're too young to be on this site... Be blunt and tell them what you want. Save the dirty stuff for the inside of the card... we don't wanna know. Size: A2 4.25" x 5.5" Card - Envelope - Plastic Packaging

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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