Why Because Fuck You That's Why Funny Vinyl Sticker

$2.00

Embrace your inner sloth with this hilarious vinyl sticker that perfectly sums up your mood: calm, chill, and ready to tell the world to fuck off with style. Stick it anywhere to remind everyone that sometimes the best answer is simply, "Why? Because fuck you, that's why." Perfect for adding a sassy, unapologetic vibe to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you need a little attitude boost.

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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