Penis Pasta

$3.72

Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They'll become so plump and firm, that you won't be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination!

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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