Outrageous Office Pens

$6.38

Want a pen thats really note-worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know whats on your mind! Sayings Include: Actually, just fuck off. I wish I could fukin spell. Hands off my pen, bitch. These stupid fucks think I'm working. I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens Included Great Ice-Breaker Fun Novelty

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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