Master Series Glow Show Bear Exhibitionist Teddy Bear w/GID Penis

$21.39

Surprise and amuse your friends with The Glow Show Exhibitionist Teddy Bear! This outrageous gag gift features a plush, brown-furred teddy bear that proudly showcases a light-colored, glow-in-the-dark dong and a cheeky grin. Draped in a stylish black vegan leather jacket, which it holds open to expose itself, this bear is all about shock and awe. Crafted with care, the jacket includes nickel-free metal components, making it a safe choice for a hearty laugh. Perfect for any humorous occasion, this exhibitionist bear is sure to be the center of attention and a conversation starter!

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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