Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8

$2.89

Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each pack features eight high-quality paper 8-inch straws with non-shedding glittering fuck you fingers. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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