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Fuck Water
Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz
$7.41
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Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.
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Description & care
Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.
Specifications
Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.
Discreet shipping & returns
Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.
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