Alien Nation Thrusting Phoenix

$66.41

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism. The Phoenix Story: As the phrase goes, risen like a phoenix, so did our Golden Phoenix in the new Alien Nation. With its amazing thrusting ability, its textural array, and its dazzling metallic accents, the Phoenix not only rose, but lustfully entered every willing partner it came upon. And it came upon many... As a matter of fact, it was said that true pleasure was not achieved unless it began with the rising of the Phoenix. And with its seven vibrating functions and seven thrusting modes, we invite you to control the remote to rise to the occasion! One Year Warranty.

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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