52 Deuces Poop Themed Playing Cards

$9.95

Flush out boring card games with "52 Deuces," a 54-card deck bursting with bathroom humor. Each card reimagines classic suits with a hilarious poop-themed twist thatll have you laughing all night. Crafted from premium linen woven cardstock, these 2.5 x 3.5 inch cards are as durable as they are funny. Packaged in a gold foil box featuring a cheeky poop emoji, this deck is perfect for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Why play it straight when you can play with deuces?

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Description & care

Wipe clean with warm water and a mild, unscented soap. Store in the pouch provided. Use only water-based lubricant with silicone products.

Specifications

Body-safe silicone · USB-rechargeable · Whisper-quiet motor · Fully waterproof (IPX7) · Travel-lock · Up to 2 hours runtime.

Discreet shipping & returns

Shipped free in a plain, unbranded box and billed discreetly as “SLN Mercantile.” 30-day returns with a prepaid, unbranded label — no awkward questions asked.

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